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A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?
Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
This is old well-known joke in russian slang.
- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.
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A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..
"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -
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The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school
Can you give me the second button?
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A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth. <3
(noun)(slang)
Euphemism for a woman's clitoris.
Alisa went wild when I rubbed and licked her party button.
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a defensive layer of crust on a butthole to protect from prison rape.
Once he saw my crust Button he decided to make my cell mate his bitch.