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The superior version of the Colemak alternative keyboard layout. The name comes from the relocation of the “D” and “H” keys, + a few minor other ones. In addition to the relocation, the layout has an angle mod on the left hand making it even more ergonomic and comfortable to type on.
Person 1: I’ve been thinking of learning an alternative keyboard layout lately and Colemak has caught my eye, what do you think?
Person: Colemak-DH is way better, never use the default version of Colemak.
Dis-Honest 9
basically when you book a 9 hour day at work to your time card, however the amount of hours you actually put in is no where close to 9 hours. for example you get in at 7.30am you have a 1 hour long lunch break from 12pm-1pm and you leave at 4pm. Thus working only 7.5 hours and getting paid for 9. Do this at your own risk - best time to do it is when managers/bosses have left and all snitches are not looking.
Careful though. DH-9's can be addictive and once you get away with 2 or 3 of them, you are more likely to take bigger risks and wanting to do them every day. you have to excercise self control only when doing them if 100% certain one will not get caught or ratted out.
G-bomb, Dominator has left the building! Chunks has also pissed off! Ass doc and boobren arent looking!! Quick lets fuckovski and put down another DH-9.
Person who charges Money to access a free forum.
"That DH is Wicca"
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Couple by day hookers by night
Lowkey gay wannabe white.
Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.
Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.
You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.
Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.
Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth
there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe
had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.
Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
DHS couples only last a year maximum.
Tweeker chickwith one tooth, swollen leg, the clap, lookin to suck off any hard up homless fuck with a bowl of shit or a couple vicadin. She will steal your shit and help you look for it. Widely considered the best lookin tramp in Desert Hot Springs.
Annoying tourist: where are all the hot bitches?
D.H.S. local: its your lucky day Biff, Miss DHS is waitin in room 210 at the mineral. Go ahead and park your car here I'll keep an eye on it for you.
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Short for: "Not On Facebook - Didn't Happen"
Pulled from Facebook Chat:
Amy: "How was Vegas?"
Paula: "Awesome! We partied with (insert celebrity name) all night on Saturday! Bottle service, Limos, the whole nine!"
Amy: "OMG! That sounds epic! I can't wait for you to post pics!"
Paula: "Yeah. (Celebrity) was super cool and fun, but she didn't want us to post the pics..."
Amy: "NOFB-DH :P"
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When your "straight" friend post a Britney Spears song on Facebook and you can't hear because you are way too manly.
"hey man this post is way too gay for a man like me - tg;dh"
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