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“Can you give me one more day.” Is resembling how you don’t need to just think of the biggest steps mankind has to offer for you, just focus on the small steps, the minute things and just enjoy life. Be you, dont plan absolutely everything out. Go with the flow.
“Im not asking you for a month, a year, a decade, a millennium, or eternity, but can you give me one more day. Can you give me one more day.”
when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.
"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
Having sex on the first day of college.
"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"
"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
when it is good day start with a bad end
one proud day, the austeeno arived