A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.
Stay away from the Texas One Eye.
When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
South of the border aka hop on the vag train
Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?
South of the border aka hop on the vag train
Would you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?