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When bad things, dumbshit and other esoteric crap happens at Coppin State University.
Shabaybay: The Dedmon Hall kids pulled the fire alarm at 2:30 in the morning!!!!
Kaquisha: Only at Coppin!!!
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A hip-hop collective group, formed by Ski Mask The Slump God and deceased rapper XXXTENTACION in 2014 after the two met in juvie. At the time of this post, the hip-hop collective consists of 23 alive members, 6 of them being part-producers (Bass Santana, prxz, Killstation, DJ Scheme, IceCat and Kanohan). Of course, not to be confused with the clothing line from 1980s, or the derogatory term for a homosexual. Their albums consist of 4 Volumes, the most recent one charting at No. 2 on iTunes (US).
Person 1: "You heard that new Members Only shit?"
Person 2: "Volume 4?"
Person 1: "Yeah, nigga!"
Person 2: "Of course, my favorite shit off it are 'Hi Wendy!', 'MEMBERS ONLY!' and 'Pick Your Poison'
Person 3: "Nigga there's 24 tracks on there, geez!"
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A deep, philosophical quote that should not be taken literally. It is intended to add significance to an entity due to their superiority. It is also used as a form of praise.
"There's Only One United" - Manchester United Chant
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The police. This is a reference to the now-classic video of former DEA Agent Lee Paige shooting himself in the foot.
Lee Paige: "I'm the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this glock .40 I'm the only on*BANG*"
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“Only in Ohio” is a meme used to describe the apocalyptic, hell-on-earth condition that the state of Ohio, USA, is currently in. The meme’s official anthem: “Swag like Ohio” by the artist Lil B, has also reached millions, if not billions, to spread further awareness. This meme has been incredibly popular on social media, and in particular on TikTok, where it’s renowned reputation initially originated from.
Typically, the phrase may be found anywhere and everywhere in which pictures, videos and gifs are used to refer to the terrifying war zone that Ohio is well known for. It is strongly advised that social media users take this meme with EXTREME caution. It’s not just a meme. It’s a grave warning:
⚠️KEEP OUT OF OHIO⚠️
Once you enter Ohio, it’s a battle. A battle of “survival of the fittest”, and there’s a 0.1% chance of survival. Legend has it, that those who enter… have never seen the light of day again.
*Sniffs*
I’d like to finally conclude this definition with a moment of silence for those who have risked their lives entering the hellish wasteland of Ohio. There are no words left to describe the horror of this place.
And PLEASE, do not underestimate what has been said in this definition. As stated earlier, there are no words to describe the horror show of Ohio.
You must see it to believe it.
May God be with you all🙏😔
TikTok user 1: Ahh, finally, after a long day of school, it’s time for some TikTok. *Scrolls*
TikTok user 2: Fr, this is well deserved. *Scrolls*
*Five seconds later*
TikTok user 1: Damn! Bro, look at this! Can you believe that? That kid just swallowed a whole squirrel!
TikTok user 2: *Sighs in disappointment while shaking his head* Only in Ohio.
TikTok user 1: Huh?!
*Five minutes later*
TikTok user 1: Ain’t no way! Bro, look! That whole neighbourhood just exploded! And look at this! Some kid in this school stuffed the pipes with poo and now there’s poo and urine flooding the entire building!
TikTok user 2: Man, I told you before. ONLY in Ohio.
*10 minutes later*
TikTok user 1: WHAT?! BRO! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. THEY JUST DECLARED WORLD WAR III IN OHIO!!
TikTok user 2: DAMN FR!?
TikTok user 1: YES! I gotta go help save people!
TikTok user 2: NAH BRO! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND? You can’t go there! You will DIE!
TikTok user 1: I GOTTA HELP THEM! PEOPLE ARE DYING. AND I GOT FAMILY OVER THERE TOO. I’LL SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS.
……
And that was the last that was heard of TikTok user 1. Two years later and there is yet, not a single sign of him to be found. We send our condolences and prayers to his family and friends.
R.I.P. TikTok user 1. You will be missed.🕊
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A vehicle that has been modified in a way that does not change any engine internals except for a camshaft. Any bolt on upgrades that are considered supporting modifications will fall into this category. No addition of any forced induction may be included in the classification. Any change in displacement or cylinder head modification are also disqualified.
My Camaro runs 11.50@118mph and is a cam only car. It has the following parts:
Lid
Headers
Exhaust
Gears
Stall
Camshaft / valvetrain
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The person you love with all your heart the one you chose out of all your crushes
Aliyah: My only love is Josh Starbuck
Jay: But you have like 4 other crushes
Aliyah: Yea but I chose him
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