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Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
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A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues
Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans
Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!
Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.
Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.
Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef
Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus
Optimus Swagger
used to define the sudden urge to rage quit against certain people.
How can you win so many games in such a short time?
Optimus effect
Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)
Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up
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My Vibrator
Damn optimus prime feels good on my clit
ya i use clit stimulation and I have never orgasmed during sex!
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