Random
Source Code
Random
The chick you fuck when the hot girl wont let you. The easier uglier one. Usually you won't touch it at all unless you're desperate that night or forced into it.
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
Marty: Yo Sean, you fuck Amy last night?
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
23👍 7👎
I wish my girlfriend would give me the backdoor option at least once.
15👍 4👎
One that you deem worthy of fucking, and know that at any given point in time, the feeling is reciprocated. Applies to both males and females. Very similar to booty call.
Dude, I just wanna get my dick wet, I'm gonna go through my phone and text all my fuck options.
7👍 1👎
(FINANCE) a call option that is written by a party who possesses none of the underlying stock; a commitment to sell a fixed amount of something at a fixed price, of something one does not happen to have.
Writing an option means selling a certificate that guarantees the holder can buy a traded item for a guaranteed price (strike price). The person who writes the option is betting that the price of the underlying stock will go down (shorting a stock, AKA a short position). If the person writing the option is correct, then she makes money off the sale of the option, but does not have to worry about honoring the option, since it is out of the money and has no intrinsic value.
If the person writing the option is wrong, and the price of the underlying stock goes up, then she must buy the item at the higher spot price specifically to sell it at the low strike price ("short cover"). In rare cases, a person who makes this sort of error will actually drive the spot price much higher than it would have gone ordinarily.
Naked option writing is quite risky because you can make only a limited amount of money. yet the risks are high.
28👍 10👎
An alternative dish for those who choose not to participate in the consumption of meat and meat products
1. Hi do you have a vegetarian option?
2. Yes, you can fuck off
29👍 11👎
To poop.
Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.
This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.
Okay, the way I see it there's two options.
Dude, don't forget about the third option!
11👍 3👎
maintained as factual yet bereft of truth
truthiness synonym
wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY