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full of fags and mexicans just like the rest of lame ass america
oregon was once awesome but queer evil liberal nazi homo fags totally ruined it
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it's been bad here ever since we had that child molester governor who was jimmy carter's labor secretary
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fuck this place
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kill and eat the rich
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1. California's fifth largest county.
2. Home of the world’s tallest trailer, rain, the loudest chain saw, rain, the largest spruce-bark canoe, and more rain.
3. Place where mighty college mascots are a beaver and a duck.
4. Place where disgruntled “southern” Californians from the Bay Area, tired of freedom and proud of their very tiny miniscule carbon footprints, reside in perfect blissful intolerance with the other player hater, ecofascism, tweaker, drugslut, hedonist hippies.
Memo to other Oregon definition writers: THIS IS NOT A TRAVEL GUIDE…SO STOP LYING!!!
Consider the Oregon County Credo: “When people attempt to rebel against the iron laws of nature, they come into conflict with the very same principles to which they owe their existence as human beings. Their actions against nature must lead to their own downfall.” (Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler, 1925)
Disguised as grandparents, rich preppy snobs, techno-wankers, and assorted corporate suckups, they feed upon the blood of the free and fun-loving, by passing laws that force you to have a certified professional pump your gas, a city planner to make you take care of your property a certain way, and 10 times the number of bike racks needed for each private business. Hairy-armpit-hos, showerless emo-grungers, and wigged out wookie stooges continuously protest against freedom, much to the approval of the corporations in the service industry and the blood-sucking we-know-whats-good-for-you-bullies. Their pending legislation and lack of infrastructure development will soon force car owners to either drive a Yugo-type hybrid or subjugate themselves to mass transit and living in 2 bedroom townhomes.
The native Oregonian is practically extinct due to the massive influx of rodent-like sheep-people that spawn like rabbits and take advantage of the laws that extend health care, day care, hair care, bus fair and any other right not covered in any constitution anywhere. My family has lived in Oregon for three generations and I will be leaving for good once I graduate from High School.
Oregon used to be a nice place to live now out of my way so I can get out of here!
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Place where gas is cheap and the scenery is.. well.. scenic. But all the bitches are FUGLY!!! Every woman would only need to swap genitalia to BE a man bc they'd already pass for one. Yeesh!
I pulled up to get gas and some fugly oregonian he/she/it wouldnt let me self-serve.. oh well, its cheap.
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Oregon is a waste of space, full of faux anarchists who vandalized Seattle during the WTO it also happens to be the easiest place to score crack cocaine, especially Portland, OR where you can get it as soon as leaving the train station
"Let's go to Oregon"
"Let's shit out glass instead, yeah?"
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Greenest most beautiful state in the United states. The state that has EVERY landform you name it oregon has it.
Don't come if you are going to ruin my Oregon.
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The State where everyone is a fan of only one college Oregon State, Im alking devoted. Posers too California Posers. They wont admit it but they are soo Jealous. Besides Look at the population diferences, 39,000,000 compared to Only 3,000,000. Sacramento County alone Has 3,000,000.
Oregon Sucks Green And Yellow are the worst colors ever. Portland and Oregon are Racist.
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The shit hole of the north-western United States.
The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans
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