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The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created
My favorite song is Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian
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Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.
A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic
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A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.
Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.
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When texting or messaging a friend and one of you abruptly stops texting or messaging mid-conversation with no explanation, leaving the other person abandoned.
"Jennifer is often text orphaned because aint nobody got time fo dat."
1. (descriptive noun) A drink that is abandoned on purpose. Originates from those at parties who get a drink to fit in with the crowd but truly do not want to drink, leading to placing the drink in a convenient location where it cannot be identified with its original owner, thus giving others the impression that the original owner drank it already and is thus partying like the rest of the crowd.
2. (verb) "to orphan". The act of abandoning the drink.
1. Jash: "Dude, someone left a glass of scotch on the counter!"
Jon: "Oh that was Sandpit. If you pour him something, consider it an orphaned drink."
2. Joe: "That guy keeps getting drinks without finishing his old ones!"
Jon: "Yeah, he likes to orphan his drinks."
A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!
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