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To cum on your partners hair, then comb it back to give them a slick look like an otter that's freshly emerged from the stream.
I ejaculated on my girlfriend so much last night she looked like a cum otter
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A complement of sorts for when a person acquires a product for a larger than normal discount or even for free, even though this would be very unfavorable for the salesperson or shop.
Did you buy those new AirPods and send your old ones back to the retailer thus making your new AirPods free? That’s Otter Verified!
So, you bought this game which was already on a discount, then the next day you bought it again from the same website because it had another 5 euro discount. Then you also let the same company pay to pick up the old copy from your address. And afterward, this company also gives you a discount voucher for your discomfort? That’s very Otter Verified!
Deep, sorrowful and soulful eyes.
She has otter eyes.
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"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.
This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.
Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?
Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.
Girl: Isn't it!
Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?
Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink
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The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.
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1.To take a shit.
2.Droppin' a deuce.
Man, I just popped the fattest otter, I think I ripped my cornhole.
I think John's in the bathroom Popping an Otter.
An annoying or judgmental, hippie, tree hugger, vegetarian, or vegan. Anyone that gives you a dirty look because you eat meat, wear leather, don’t use hemp products and especially if you didn’t volunteer or contribute to cleaning up animal victims of oil spills (i.e. otters). More work appropriate than saying ‘dirty hippie’.
Note: Actual Otter Scrubbing is totally commendable.
“I hate eating my egg salad sandwich in front of David because he gives me an evil vegan stare down, what an otter scrubber!”
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