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Joy PTSD

Having a trauma over meeting somebody who name joy or got catfished by a boy that posing as a girl that manipulates your life most-fully in minecraft.

“Joy PTSD give me chills sometime.”

“Don’t bring that bitch here, she is just gonna give me Joy PTSD.”

by Omo_otoke October 17, 2020


ROBLOX PTSD

A type of PTSD from playing ROBLOX when a tragic or disturbing event happens during a game (or) event in ROBLOX.

ROBLOX GIRL : Hey wanna dance with me
Me: Don't stand too close to me I got ROBLOX PTSD

by BobbyDonnnn June 16, 2020


perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.

A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮

by Braids Chedid that June 17, 2023


Roadhouse PTSD

The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours

Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD

by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018


Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.

Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife

by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023


Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD

After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD

by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010

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plumbers ptsd

When a plumber acts though as if he has been through war. This state of misery also commonly mistaken for an illness is frequently experienced by those individuals also suffering from bi-polar syndrome, erectile distinction , and in more serious cases , constipation.

What’s wrong with that guy? He acts like he has ptsd. Like for frig sakes buddy your a plumber, grow up ya grump cuck. I think you might have plumbers ptsd!

by Turd Hearder October 23, 2019

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