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A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"
The reddish glow that emminates from people who drink for most of their waking hours. It often appears on the nose and spreads to the cheeks.
"Have you seen Dave's pub tan now?"
"Yes he's been pissed constantly for 3 months- think he's gonna get pub stroke"
Refers to scenarios where an attacking team in a multiplayer game is unable to push out the defending team up until the final moments of a round, where they decide to regroup and push all at once to try and complete their objective just before the round can end. Although pub pushes can be extremely effective, the attacking team will typically go back to being ineffective until it's time for the next pub push. The term comes from the game Team Fortress 2, where public multiplayer lobbies are referred to as "pubs", though it's also been applied to Overwatch, Battlefield, and other FPS games involving attack/defend modes.
Pub push mentality is stupid, why can't we just attack like that all the time? -random annoyed gamer
Pub shout is when you drive around to different locations, usually where there are pubs and shout at the people standing outside pubs and then keep on driving!
alright mate, wanna go on pub shout tonight?
Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.
Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
pub dust is the change (money) you are left with after a night out in a pub or club
often when people are in a busy pub and are waiting for a long time to be served at the bar, by the time it comes to their turn they cant be bothered finding the correct change, so hand over notes, leaving them with lots of pub dust (change)
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When bogans go to the pub to get a nice greasy feed from the pub.
Johny: ohhhh yeah I really need a pub feed right now, that chicken shnittttty sounds so good
logan: me too mate I need a pub feed right now
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