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When a guy cums in his own hand then smacks his partner across the grill.
Just before Monica induced Bill to cum in her mouth, he pulled out real quick and came on his hand, during Monica's shock, Bill gave her a goo paddle.
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verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
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1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.
Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.
The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.
My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"
The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.
"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"
Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.
Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other
To paddle like a dog.
"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"
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