palin

confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.

“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”

“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”

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Palin

An inexperienced, mildly retarded, down syndrome sprouting, first amendment abolishing, creationism enforcing, wolf and wildlife killing woman who doesn't know "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?"

I'd bang Palin, but I sure as hell don't want that bitch running my country.

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Palinize

When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.

"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!

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palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"

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palinize

To lower, reduce, or dumb down

"Billy Joel and I have rehearsed a little, but you have to consider this more like the vice presidential debate: you have to Palinize your expectations" - Bruce Springsteen

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Palin

n. A person who remains conscious and produces incomprehensible verbiage while actually in a vegetative state.

"While unintelligible, Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC last night."

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Palin

To suddenly quit, drop-out, or stop whatever you are doing at that moment in time. Often related to a job.

Friend 1: "Dude how's that website coming together?"
Friend 2: "Screw it dude, I'm pulling a Palin."
Friend 1: "Yeah, wasn't worth your time anyways."

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