Random
Source Code

Paloma Heredia

Paloma Heredia is one of the most kindest person you could know and a good best friend.Palomas usually make weird jokes that are sometimes funny and tend to be small.They have brown hair with glasses ofcourse,buys $80 crocks for no reason and always has there hair on a ponytail.

Hey do you know Paloma Heredia?
Of course i do! Shes my best friend:)

by PalomaHerediaBiggestFan/j November 3, 2021


Brass paloma

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).

We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.

by Pseudoratsofnym September 15, 2020


dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.

hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.

by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022


paloma du plessis

QUEEN

Leonardo Dicaprio: Did you see paloma du plessis today?
Timothée Chalamet: Yes she's a queen she owned the place.

by queenshitlife March 18, 2021