Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

Parking Lot Vixen

A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.

Oscar never came back form lunch said Danielle, It was that damn parking lot vixen said Shane.

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Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

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Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

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The BK Parking Lot

- Where we're trying to get all 'Teh Interweb Shit Talking Clannies to meet us, so that we can all have a nice, long 'talk', face to face, about all the childish bullshit that's forever going on.

- Where the real life 'Sharks' and the 'Jets' have a 'rumble'.

- Where we'll all sit and eat our fries, after we're done dealing with all the trouble makers who are currently too afraid to step up to the plate and take responsibility for their actions.

Step away from the keyboard, and step up to the plate! See shut up and bring it, clannie, the clan, the queen, minion, lemming.

LiveJournal Entry: "I hate (inset name). I'm going to just keep using this journal as a way to fuck with them."
Comment to Entry: "Listen. Quit this hiding behind teh interweb shite. Shut up and BRING IT to The BK Parking Lot. 7pm. We'll all be waiting with bells on, and fries in hand."

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Parking Lot pimpin'

Rolling in the parking lot and trying to pick up chicks with your ride

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