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An empowering way to say you are single
I just broke up with nada, now I am self-partnered
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*Your significant other*.*The person you can't live without*.*The person you see yourself with for life*.The greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.Can hurt like hell when its not or when one is not true.
~I am so in love you.I just can't imagine myself without you.You are my life partner.I promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity............~
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Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.
A euphemism for cousins who fuck.
Oh, oh them? They're "Giuliani partners". It was love at first sight at their great-grandmothers funeral, nana always was a matchmaker.
A person you show an abundance of love and romamtic affection towads but do not conside to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, you guys are "testing your chemistry together" hence the name.
I hear that Cole and Samantha are chemistry partners now.
When a young associate at a law firm sucks up to a partner.
Her partner wackin is getting a little out of control. She has to pretend to agree with everything the partners say and she buys them wine and new shoes all the time.
The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.
I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.
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