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This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
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A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.
B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.
A: SO WHAT?!
B: You're a total pastry pusher...
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Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.
you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!
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(n.) A danish-like facial glaze, acquired by a female after an exponentially large cumshot.
"Dude, when I get done with her, she will have a pastry face."
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A person, specifically a chef, who specializes in the creation of confections and sweets.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook
Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut
"This cake is fabulous. Who made it?"
"Our restaurant's Pastry Chef."
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When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.
"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."
A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.
She’s an easy hidden pastry.
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