(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.
Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats
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pat- a marijuana joint that you pass from one smoker to another at a gathering
Krissy never comes around unless we passing pat!
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Publicly Accessable Terminal (PAT). This is basically a computer or device usuable by the public.
Don't leave your personal information on a PAT, delete cookies first.
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-verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.
Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.
Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
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a fucking ass whore slut that needs to but into every little thing or conversation and make a joke about it/them even if its not funny.
pat keeps making "your mom" jokes when no one is laughing
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A person who is naturally a asshole & possibly likes it in the asshole. Someone who likes to bring people down and is stuck in a place in life where there is no purpose. This person may be the biggest loser youll ever meet.
"Boo hoo hoo my llife sucks,Im going to smoke my life away and then die" Me: "OO Pat" SMH
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