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An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
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commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys
Diesel Patches
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The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.
Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.
Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.
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Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude
I hate this goddamn box
Diesel Patches
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The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality
Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch
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The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.
Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.
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