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Leena Patel

The most beautiful girl in the world.

*see leena walkin*
"damn that must be leena patel, look how pretty she is"

by Rahul Patel April 9, 2007

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darsh patel

he is a person who makes you want to die every second you are with him

he always ways over 400 hundred pounds

darsh? darsh!? RUN ITS DARSH PATEL!!!!!!

by bigmomapril September 19, 2019

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Kanhai Patel

A stinky monkey, smells really bad and is awful at cricket. Has a tiny cock.

That guy is a real Kanhai Patel, what a cunt.

by pooopkanhai July 11, 2022


The Patel Effect

Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.

Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.

by Mattfromrochester August 10, 2019


Dirty Patel

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.

First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.

by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

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Dr Patel

Every doctor in the whole world has met one. Definitely is brown. Has no degree in doctoring and gets his mum to wank him off

Wow, that doctor looks like a Dr Patel

by Eggsontoast123 January 3, 2019

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Rohan Patel

Rohan Patel; often reffered to Blohan Patel or just Blohan. He was caught sucking james hookers cock in a tent. Archie Mawley was the culprit who say this.

Yo ma nigga from jaffa land did you see Rohan Patel

yeh he gay af bruh. fuck blohan

by Completly Random Pedophile May 11, 2018

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