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A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.
Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.
RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient
Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again
Don’t make any rash decisions
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash
The new way females say “I’m not over my ex” so do all the stuff a boyfriend is supposed to do but we not having sex. Also known as simp training
My last relationship was rough, even tho it ended two years ago, be patient with me I’m working through it.
Another name for the country of Croatia during World War II
Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient
Have you heard of Patient sixty seven?
BLEGH he responded with
Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.
If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.