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Radio Show on SlopeRadio at Cornell University hosted by "The" Melissa Major and Amanda Pinto on Sunday nights from 7:30 to 8:30pm
"Hey sir, what are you doing"
"Why...I got my drink n my two step on because of patron on ice!"
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A waiter or waitress, a server at a restaurant, especially at an establishment like IHOP.
I couldn't believe that my waitress ignored my empty water glass for twenty minute. Doesn't she know she is the patron's slave?!?
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Crazy King also Crazy Boss also a great Mexican Cantina in Scottsdale AZ.
My boss is a Loco Patron
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(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.
Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
And this weekend is double xp weekend for half-Asian women!
Hym "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm! Yeah! Total throwback! Man, it's been ages."