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1. (noun) A scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. They're known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: If it's not very valuable, tell them it's not very valuable and no one else will buy it. Occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. If it's very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.
2. (verb) To rip someone off.
1. "So today, someone came in with what I confirmed to be among the possessions of Jesus Christ that show high possibility of the existence of God. It was super cool, and I needed to get it off him."
Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"
"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."
Pawn Stars
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A word that is use by people who don't know the real history of pwned and are a bunch of stupid idiots who should get their words straight.
"I s0 pawned j00!!!!"
"937 y0|_||2 \/\/0|2|)5 57|24!9|-|7 /\/008!3 !75 p\/\//\/3|)"
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A chess strategy in which one player attempts to take all of the opposing player's pawns, no matter the costs of his own pieces. This is a fun strategy for toying with a lesser opponent and has the added benefit of annoying the lesser opponent greatly.
Dude, I just finished a complete pawn-a-palooza! From now on, I will call you "Carl"
A "Poison Pawn" is a pawn that often seems like any other pawn left open to capture for free, but when captured, causes problems for the player who captured it. Quite often "Poison Pawns" are left as bait.
Example 1: He captured what he thought was a free pawn, but it was a "Poison Pawn". In doing so, he left his King open and was checkmated.
Example 2: He captured the pawn on square e5 with his Knight, but doing so his left his Queen open to be taken by a Bishop.(A much less valuable piece.)
He took "The Bait"
Find a babysitter.
We're gonna pawn the spawn on the grandparents so we can get away for the weekend.
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When a guy let's a girl use him just so he can have sex with her.
After I let Alisha pawn me, she gave me oral sex.
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A scumbag, the literal slave of life, the bitch of the universe... used by the government and manipulated into being a little whore of humanity. You have to embrace being a POH, because we all are...
You're a Pawn of Humanity
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