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a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
classmate: hey, you got a ruler?
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!
Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.
Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!
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Liam Payne is the most beautiful human being to ever walk this Earth. He has a heart of gold and is just a big teddy bear. Whenever you talk to him you just get lost in his eyes. He’s funny, and soo underrated in the music industry. He deserves the world and if you ever have the pleasure of dating him, treat him like a God, which is the only rightful way to treat him. He is an angel sent from the heavens.
Person 1- “Dude I met Liam Payne, oh my gosh he it’s so retarded”
Person 2- “Treat people with kindness my ass, we’re doing this the tommo way! Liam Payne is amazing!”
An underrated character in the franchise "Ace Attorney." He is the tutorial prosecutor in the trilogy, and often called the "rookie killer." He is very smug and overconfident, and very easy to beat. Most people forget who he is, leaving Mr. Payne sad. He never forges evidence unlike many other prosecutors. He is probably in my Top 20 favorite characters in this game.
His English name, "Winston Payne" is a pun/play on "winced in pain."
Phoenix Wright:...This person...I haven't got a clue...He seems to know me, but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?
Winston Payne: haha i will defeat u
This gorgeous boy? Oh yeah hes only 1/5 of One Direction, DADDY DIRECTIONER, hates spoons and LOOOVES turtles. Is dating Danielle Peazer but is secretly married to Hayley Andros. He is so smexxxy(:
Liam Payne is a sexy mother fucker
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A 27 year old man from Wolverhampton with the most adorable smile who never fails to make us feel save, loved, and valid.
"Liam Payne is the cutest and sweetest man alive"
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Payne day celebrates the day Payne completed his conquest of Botswana
Me: Ugh why do we have school today it’s Payne Day