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The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.
Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...
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During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)
Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil
the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.
Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."
Stan: "Eek, a penis!"
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The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.
Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.
Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.
Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?
Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
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Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil
Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"
When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.
Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.
A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
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