Noun
1. (A) Good time.
2. Something enjoyable
Everyday:
Let's all go and have a pennis.
At the club:
Ey gurl, wanna go back to my place and have a pennis?
With the boys:
Yee-haw! Let's have ourselves a pennis!
Penny;a girl who is the opposite of a dime. Ugly. Scored a 1 on the 1-10 scale
Damn...that girl aint no dime piece..she be a penny
Abreviation for penetration. Often used as slang for when the penis penetrates the vagina. Other types of penetration could be mouth penny, anal penny, or even double penny.
Friend: "Yo man i saw you with that girl at the club... you get any Penny afterwards?"
You: "Yeah, me and my other buddy ended up giving some double Penny to that bitch."
It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.
Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!
Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket
1. I love a good game of pennis!
2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.
3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.
a PERSON or object with little to no worth.
friend1 - "hey, there's Liz, aren't you going to say hi?'
friend2- " hell no, that bitch is PENNIES, i wouldn't piss on her if she were on
fire!"