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Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

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Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

by The one they call Andrew August 12, 2008

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Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

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Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021


perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 10, 2017


Perching

A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.

During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.

by The Carlos Danger July 16, 2021


perching

When a mf be yapping excessively

Perch be perching

by Marmarontheblock June 4, 2024