Period

A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.

Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.

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Period

A time where the world turns against you, and nobody does anything right. Where women get to scream, and be as bitchy as possible. Basically, a whole weeks worth of anger, midol, pain, much time spent for bathroom breaks, and checking your ass every second to see if your covered.

"How was your day?"
"Oh great.. Mother nature brought me my period.. bitch"

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period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

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period

The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See fine time cherry drippin. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.

i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons

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period

greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)

OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...

:) works every time

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On period

1. Meaning something is good;
2. Replaces “on point”

That outfit is on period!

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period

Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.

Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."

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