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Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him
Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"
When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."
The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker
Archive of our own tag
Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!
martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.
omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?
when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex