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Is a weird being of ape descendant from Vietnam who is also a prat. He is on FaceBook and likes 76.2kN of force videos.
He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.
He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.
Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.
Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!
He is brown.
He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.
HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)
Has too many phones.
Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.
Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.
His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.
I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...
Jack Pham likes his mobile reviews, because someone else with the same name actually does mobile reviews.
Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!
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Haley Pham, is a dancer who is currently a YouTuber. She is extremely hilarious, and most known for waxing her vagina (as her boyfriend Ryan likes to day)... other than that, Haley is inspirational and never fails to put a smile on someone’s face. You can follow her in Instagram at @HaleyPham and her YouTube is simply, Haley Pham.
Me: I don’t watch YouTube
two minutes later
-watching Haley Pham-
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a fucking gaylord that fucking talks shit on people jus cuhs they dont fucking go out wit him
fucking peter go fuck yourself like yoo always fucking do
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Miss Pham, is a creepy person, but is very passionate towards her work mates and students. She smiles all time, and laughs most of the time. She is a lovely math's teacher, and brings happiness to people's faces. When she teaches, she turns really creepy because she SMILES TOO MUCH.
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Is smart and cool, can do amazing things to the extent of being superhuman. If asian he will be a prodigy and is kind. Usually can defeat someone easily in hand to hand combat.
Does NOT buy a mug for his sister-in-law larisa
Thomas-Pham Is just outstanding
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Thomas-Pham looks worse than a shinigami from Death Note. I would like to apologise to the shinigamis for comparing them to Thomas-Pham. IF you say his name, (god forbid) who will be excommunicated and forced to look at “he who must not be name’s” face for three hours. If you dare say his name, you shall be forever cursed to get only B+ for the rest of your life.
Someone said Thomas-Pham, he never got a better grade than B+!
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a new generation of fish which can get very annoying as once it sees you, it hangs onto your privates until you beat the shit out of it. Also related to the name Khoa...
what da hell are you doing khoi pham? get the fuck off me u gay keint!
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