porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

Pheasant

A person so slow/dumb they don't realy get the burns you throw at them, like they don't follow in the conversation.
A slow person.

Steve: I bet you got a handful of names for your own horn mike.
Mike:... what?
Steve: You fucking pheasant Mike.

Pheasant

A large bird with a long tail

1 It is a pheasant

2 Look at its tail

Pheasant

Poorer than a peasant

Look at pheasant with the Android phone.