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A man who cannot get any birds, sucks at football, and may I add ... is not very handsome
Person : I cya get no birds nha
Me: like your name is Philip owa lol
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When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.
Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping
Usually a very tall, hansom guy who's very charming; especially with his lovers! Girls go crazy when ever they hear the name Philipe since it is from royalty. Even though many girls want him, he will always pick one to show what a gentlemen he is. Philipe is considered the perfect man on earth, with all the qualities any woman would want to see in a man.
Philipe is so charming! He could definitely be my prince!!
Philipe is such a gentlemen, I love him!
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A sports fanatic. Loves Italian stuff, especially pasta. Sets his mind to anything he wants. Unless, of course, he loses. People don't like losing, but boy, does he hate. Philips are smart and make great friends. Dont ever doubt their true potential.
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He is a man with an absolutely massive cock that is the size of a car. So many people want to suck it and have fun with him, but he only chooses one person. That person has an amazing sucking power and is very talented. Philip will love you, take care of you, and the best of all is when you can suck the cream out of his massive cock. But when he has had enough he will choke you with his schlong. But its okay since Philip is the best. He is a kind and loving person. Everyone wants some of his cream.
Girl 1: How come she gets to suck the bombastic Philip cock?
Girl 2: She's the chosen one.
Philip: AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH
Girl 1: OMG he sprayed his cum all over the her face!
A guy who loves to take his shirt off n spin his dick around like a helicopter like Petey Pablo.
Have you ever met Philip? His dyiack is magical.
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v. to lose complete sanity, went insane.
Dan:"How's your wife and my daughter?"
Elton's face went blank then philip his lid.
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