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The fear of to many objects in a confined area.
My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
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The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
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The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.
Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.
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Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
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A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.
Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.
The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people
"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.
Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.
Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.
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