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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
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Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.
She's a bootleg photographer.
1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.
"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.
She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer
The guy who actually have money
Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!
A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.
Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!