Jam Piano

Fingering a wench when she's "on"

resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.

Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"

Piano Kink

The art of having a giant hard on for anyone that plays the piano well, or just the sound of a piano

Kim busted a nut from her piano kink.

stupid piano

A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.

Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!

Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?

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piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

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piano hands

Hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice.

I couldn't pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands.

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Bloody Piano

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.

Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!

Dualing Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.

Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dualing Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.