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Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
mmmparadise has a pickup truck fetish.
those exhaust pipes just get him going.
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When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
One who has never been told a pickup line.
"Aleena is not a pickup-line-virgin anymore"
"How come?"
"Someone said to her- Are you a parking ticket? because you have got FINE written all over you"
Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
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Step 1: Throw cards on floor
Step 2: Tell friend to pick them up.
Works even better in friend's room at friend's house so you can leave.
Have fun b****.
Wanna play 52 card pickup?
Yeah!
*splat*
Pick 'em up.
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A stupid ginger cunt who knows it all and wants loads of attention.
Kevin: Omfg stop being a JEREMY PICKUP
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