pigeon

a type of person in a group who adds nothing to the dynamic, but has a generally negative more than positive effect

I swear Lauren is such a fucking pigeon.

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pigeon

a person with tiny ears like harry sb and who is fat. Eats of the floor

A pigeon has small ears

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pigeon

you know how when u give one pigeon something, all the other pigeons come expecting some for each of them?

friend: yo lemme get some of that

me: sure but i don't have that much
friend 2: yo lemme get some too
friend 3: yeooo me too
me: god damn y'all some pigeons

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pigeon

To walk in a room, take a shit on everything in the room, and then walk (or fly) away.

That client just pigeoned all over my ideas.

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Pigeons

Bitchen Sluts dat r still Single!

Yo!, Obie Trice! Pick me up some Pigeonz!

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Pigeons

A reference to ones breasts boobs. Penguins is also a unisex term.

NICE PIGEONS.
You have a great set of pigeons there!
Those pigeons are HUGE!

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Pigeoning

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

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