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When are eating some chick out on their period while the little string is out, grab it with your teeth, pull it out and shake it around like a dog.
Bryon gave Tawny a mean Pitbull Pinata.
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A tight line of fighting dogs bred by the Boudreaux family of Brousard, Louisianna. This breed is famous for its crazy aggresion. People in the breeder's family are not allowed out of the "family buisness" and its quite sad to see childeren be forced into such an act of cruelty and crime.
gangster: Man, we gots us some Boudreaux Pitbulls for down south and I'm aksepctin' dum to be coon-ass crazy.
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Ugly council estate white scum. Looks not unlike a pitbull terrier and neanderthal sheman cross. Desperate for lamb cannon off any man under 76 with a fully functioning dick!!! But would stick a splint on male appendage if required. Many in Cleveland and Staithes and Eastfield(Scarborough)
Got wasted, didn't know if it was my cannine pet or me great grandma!!! When it was bent over it snarled in a cross eyed manner while chewing on a kebab(woof woof)
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Grady The Pitbull is our bestie. He is your best friend and the most chill person you know. He is a funnel, kind, and sweet guy that you wouldn't want on your bad side and no matter what will always be taller than Izzy the woot woot. He will often look like a fish when you say " Intense clapping activated" or when he's chugging mountain dew. He's the only person you know that can do the best impression of shrek. If you are called gay by a Grady than don't worry because he calls everything that
Person 1: Woah thats awesome what is it?!!
Person 2: IT'S A GOAT. NO IT'S A POTATO. NO IT'S............................
Person 3: Grady The Pitbull!!!!!!!
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A pitbull mom is to be feared for a variety of reasons. She fights for the underdogs and fears no one. She is one of the strongest mom's you will ever meet. Her pitbulls are stubborn, bullheaded, and rebellious. Other mothers would fail, but a pitbull mom gains respect and loyalty from the most unique and dangerous breed. She will only ever rescue or own pitbulls because her soul aligns with theirs. The pitbull mom is a comeback kid herself, someone everyone doubted, however she has the last laugh. She is a rebel at heart herself. The pitbull mom should be the most respected, she has a gentleness about her soul that her pitbulls can feel. A pitbull mom will die for her babies, and her babies would die for her.
That girl is a badass, she is a pitbull mom.
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An insult only to be used if all else fails.
Kid:I fucked your mom
You:your favorite rapper is Pitbull
(Crowd looses it)
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One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"
Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
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