βplayboi carti is godβ
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A dude who has a lot of fire music but wonβt drop it. Also created a new language called cartinese.
Man I wish Playboi Carti would drop the fuckin album.
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Everything that Jeon Jungkook (Golden Maknae of BTS) is not.
Jungkook is not an international playboy.
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A person who lives like a millionaire playboy (I.E. has no job) but has hundreds or less in the bank.
"I heard Josh took his date to the sizzler on their date... and she paid."
"Yeah, that dude's a real HUNDREDAIRE PLAYBOY"
An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy
Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy
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He is one of the greatest, most influential and most lyrical musicians to ever live on our planet. In one of Chief Keefs iconic masterpieces called "Uh Uh" where Playboi Carti also known as King Vamp is featured in, Cash Carti goes:
"Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh (tell a tale)
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh"
In conclusion Jordan Carter (Playboi Carti) really is a hero of our generation, a legend. One that we needed but did not deserve.
Hakeem: "Aye Kyle have you heard Playboi Carti's new song?"
Kyle: "You mean that stupid vampire?"
*Hakeem punches Kyle as hard as he can and sends him to the hospital. In the hospital, the nurses do not want to treat Kyle because of the wrong words he used. Kye ends up dying.*
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A person that's a rapper but can't order a pizza from Pizza Hut.
Yo you gotta listen to Waitangi Trapunal by Biggie Wang and Playboi Judy