guerrilla poetry

Poetry readings and recitals done, usually of only one or two poems and by a small group or solo poet, in a public place previously unprepared for the "attack". Originally defined by poets William F. DeVault (the Amomancer) and Daniel S. McTaggart and framed in McTaggart's poem "Guerrilla Poetry".

Two young women walk into a Starbucks, one distracts the barrista while the other whips out a book, chants the words of "Ozymandias of Egypt" in her guerrilla poetry attack on the crowd and then they are both gone into the morning chaos.

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bad poetry

the international language of emos.

John:
"My blood runs thickly from my tearducts
just as the knife runs down the thick streets of my veins
I bleed
My life is nothing
black
despair
abuse survivor
but I survive no longer"
Jane: "He means 'hello.' Don't mind him, he's emo, he only speaks 'bad poetry'.
Regular people: "Ah, Emo."

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fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.

Poetry Puke

The urgent need to spew out/ write poetry.

I haven't written in a year and I need to poetry puke!

Porn Poetry

Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.

"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."

"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."

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Magnetic Poetry

1. Noun. A cheap metal board with several cheap magnets scattered all over it with simple to 'witty' words such as slather. Used to make poetry, or sexual innuendos
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.

Bob: Dude, check out the board. Pure Magnetic Poetry.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?

Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.

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Porta Poetry

Any of the great Lyrics/sayings found on the walls of portable shit houses around the globe (see shit house)

A: "the porta poetry had ur number listed for a good time"

B: $20 a hour baby

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