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~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
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A hot tub, typically in the garden of a suburban house and used at parties where everybody's keys go in a bowl when you enter. Often with garish lights and bubbles to obscure what is going on below the water level. A sex pond should be cleaned regularly.
That couple opposite had a sex pond delivered last week, I hope they invite us to their next party.
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A Jacuzzi or hot tub.
Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.
Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.
Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.
At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.
When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.
After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.
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An unofficial game of hockey played on either an outdoor man-made rink or a frozen body of natural water such as a pond or lake. Pond hockey differs from an official game of hockey in the sense that it is much more free-flowing with few game stoppages. Rules and style of play differ on many scales from regional differences to simple pre-game rule setting. Rules such as off-side and icing are often thrown out. The most unique aspect, however, is pond hockey is possible without the employment of a goaltender. Many alternate scoring methods are used instead such as hitting posts and the crossbar to score goals. Also called "shinny" in some areas.
Gather the lads and let's go play pond hockey!
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the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets
"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".
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Pond Rocket is a hockey player who is usually referred to as a Bender or Duster. A pond rocket spends most of his time out on the pond danglin kids younger than them and celebrating.
That kid wont make the team, hes a pond rocket.
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