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When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.
Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.
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When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.
Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
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Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.
That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.
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Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.
There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.
Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
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Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.
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A toilet, usually referred to in the context of making a deposit.
Dang I hope this bitch cums soon, I gotta make a deposit at the porcelain bank
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