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peg leg porker

the restaurant with the best dry ribs and BBQ outside of memphis they have also produced a award winning bourbon that is a delicacy in the south

man 1:damn those ribs were good

man 2:yeah they were from the peg leg porker

by kjdhvbdhvoldwhbpiwh March 29, 2014

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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 27, 2013


Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 August 17, 2015


Orca porker

A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.

"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."

by watsonp November 17, 2016


porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.

Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!

by ballbuster June 14, 2017


Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 3, 2019