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"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."
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the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
drinking cock porridge
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To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
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a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.
She just digs my porridge.
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noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
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An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge