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Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor
Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?
Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again
Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?
Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.
John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.
Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.
My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.
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A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.
I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!
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When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.
“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”
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When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.
(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.
(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.
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Anything and everything pertaining to water.
"I'm gonna take a shower."
"Poseidon Adventure?"
"Poseidon Adventure."
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