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Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't
Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.
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The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.
Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.
You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.
The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.
Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.
The Three P's of Possumming
Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.
Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)
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a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks
I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.
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Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.
Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"
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a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.
Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.
Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"
Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"
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n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
when you finger your possum for a fortnite skin
did hear about the shonvel possum shonvel finger banged his possum for A fortnite skin
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