Thunder Powell

The epitome of awesomeness. a Celebrity at Cornell University who is famous for his charisma, social skills, hotness, intellectualism, uniqueness, stripping, dorm hopping, character, and the fact that he's Thunder Powell. He's just freaking amazing.

"That dude is such a Thunder Powell."
"Thunder Powell needs to put his pants on."
"Thunder Powell doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down."
"Thunder Powell as struck."

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david powell

The most ratchet person alive!

Person 1 : did u see that guy?
Person 2 : yeah he Is such a David Powell !

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jerry powell

Staff Sergeant of the United States Army.

Quit being a fucking Jerry Powell, man. Thats gay.

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henry powell

The proper definition of Henry Powell.

Wears black or red, has dumbass dyed hair of some wierdo colour.

Wears shitey make up. They claim to be depressed when their life is fine and they have nothing to be depressed about.

Henry obviously doesn't have any fashion sense or doesn't look in mirrors.

Claims he doesn't know his dad but then says he knows where he lives.

Henry Powell: ugh my life sucks my parents keep giving me money.

Passerby: look at that sad Henry fucker, needs to Stop threatening suicide all the time to get his way.

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colin powell

A powerful man who loves pie?

Do you want some pie?

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Sidney Powell

Batshit crazy attorney who spread false conspiracy theories about voter fraud as manchild Donald Trump lost an election. She did this until money was on the line.

"Sidney Powell, release the Kraken!"
Oh wait, a lawsuit...
"Sidney Powell, release a statement saying no sensible person would ever trust you."

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powell river

big town/small city in british columbia/canada. considered one of the biggest party scenes in percentage to most places in canada. most underage drugs/drinking. many drug dealers. has a part of town where if u walk in the forest, you will see marijuana plants everywhere you look. many cases of abuse, neglection, many children forced to go to drugs or alchohol to survive the pain and neglection. hard place to grow up.

-hey, where are you from?
--Powell River dude.
-omg im so sorry, i shouldnt have talked to you, dont hurt me?

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