Belgian Pox

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.

Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.

Demon Pox

A STD you may contract after having intercourse with a demon. You will turn into a demon and die if this STD is contracted

Will: hey I heard Benedict Lightworm got Demon Pox

pox swatch

swapping nude pictures with people over the internet.

Kerri: So, you ever done pox swatch?
George: haha, yeah. Never with someone I don't know before though.

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nigger pox

monkey pox

you got nigger pox not chicken pox dark meat

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Chicken Pox

A high density of sex offenders living in a given area or zone, sex offenders are denoted as a red box on the registered sex offenders website. Which resembles a case of the chicken pox.

Guy 1: "Bro your neighborhood has a case of the chicken pox"

Guy 2: "What do you mean, chicken pox?"

Guy 1: "I mean on the registered sex offenders website it looks like your neighborhood caught a case of the pox"

Guy 2: "God dammit Kearns"

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Pendulum Pox

Going both ways - bisexual

"Lisa kissed Susan last night!"
"Do you think she's coming down with Pendulum Pox?"

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pox

A surreal cable access show in NYC, involving sock puppets.

"Watch Pox! Be Pox!"

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