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The place where all us band geeks go to chill, make out, and have sex during sectional practice.
Claire and Mat: *making out and taking each other's clothes off*
*director walks into the practice room*
Director: What kind of sectional is this?!
True story
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Someone who you are so good of friends with it seems as if you were sisters that were separated at birth. They even sometimes seem to be more like family than friends. They will always be there for you
:)
sisters best friends practically sisters
This phrase is most commonly used by larger public institutions and corporations to describe what they believe to the best way of doing a particular task or providing a particular service. The phrase assumes that there is one best way to do something all the time and in any given situation. It is unclear if "Best Practices" is based on empirical research or if it is just some employee or middle-manager's armchair theory of what works best. In short, " Best Practices" is basically someone's set of guidelines for doing something. However the term "Best Practices" sounds more professional and has an air of authority and legitimacy to it that was lacking in the word "guidelines".
Project Manager: "I have to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for the CIO of our company"
Co-worker: Have you consulted the Best Practices PDF for giving PowerPoint presentations?"
Time invested in relationship where words come off paper, social learning is valued and wisdom is nurtured.
When community of practice is consistently experienced, high impact meetings become status quo.
The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target
Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!
1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.
2. A euphemism for smoking pot.
Taylor: What were you doing back there?
Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.
Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)
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A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.
During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.
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